My daughter was born on a snowy Saturday morning. We were released from the hospital Monday, and as is the case for most new mothers in the U.S., my husband returned to work the very next day, leaving me alone to care for our newborn daughter and our two- and four-year-old sons. At three days [Read more…]
Pregnancy, WTF?
Seeing as how I am now a third-time veteran of the miracle known as pregnancy, I would like to hand down some of my hard-earned wisdom. There are plenty of positive and constructive resources for pregnancy advice available to first time moms, so I’m not even going to go there. No, I’d like to share [Read more…]
I’ve Got Balls of Steel
Ever since 50 Shades of Grey took the stay at home mom market by the nipple clamps, Ben Wa balls have started popping up (hopefully not out!) everywhere. As an over-worked, under-rested, I-can’t-remember-the-last-time-I-had-sex mother of two, I naturally assumed that I had about as much use for a pair of Ben Wa balls as I [Read more…]