So, apparently I should have titled these posts “Penis Conversations”, but who doesn’t love a good penis joke? Right, ladies?
Three year old: (Straining and whining from the back seat of the car)
Me: What’s wrong?
Three year old: I can’t get my hand in my pants!
Me: Yeah, you can’t put your hands in your pants while you’re in your car seat.
Three year old: But my penis is too big!
What I wanted to say: I’m going to remind you that you said this in 12 years.
What I actually said: Well, putting your hands in your pants isn’t going to make it any smaller…
Three year old: But if I don’t put my hand in my pants it will keep getting bigger and bigger and bigger and bigger!
What I wanted to say: You wish, kid.
What I actually said: We’ll be home soon.
We’ve actually had some variation of this conversation about 10 times. Always in the car. I’m starting to wonder if there’s something strange about his car seat. Maybe I can sell tickets…