I just realized this morning that today is New Year’s Eve. Yeah, you can tell we have BIG plans tonight! Now that I’m caught up, I wanted to do something to bid adieu to 2013 in my own special way. So without further ado, I give you the list of the weirdest places I’ve breast fed my baby this year. It seems appropriate since it’s about 80% of what I do these days…
1. The Zoo– The bear didn’t really seem to notice, the tiger looked at me with disgust, but the gibbons seemed a little too interested for my taste.
2. The Gym– This is actually a really effective way to clear someone off a machine you want to use 😉
3. Cars– And not just my own….
4. Planes– I sat near the bathroom too so just about everyone on the plane got a nice little show as they queued up to pee!
5. The Beach– I find the smell of fish does nothing for my relaxation.
6. The Swimming Pool– Like those girls in bikinis were any more covered than me?!?
7. A Steam Train– When your three year old refuses to leave the train, what’s a mom to do?
8. The Vet’s Office– That’s what they get for making me wait. The dogs were unimpressed.
9. My Hair Salon– I’d like to say this was while I was getting my hair cut, but sadly I haven’t sunk that low yet. There’s always next year…
10. A Bar– Because who hasn’t had their boobs out in a bar at some point in their life?
11. My Husband’s Office– It didn’t quite live up to my husband’s fantasies…
12. An Amish village– At least I wasn’t using my electric pump…
13. The Spruce Goose– Yes, I did.
If you have any other good places you’ve had your boobs out this year (or any year) please share them with me!!
I look forward to getting my boobs out in a whole bunch of new and exciting places in 2014. A girl’s gotta have dreams, right?
OMG… this cracked me up, starting with the little cartoon/photo at the top. And, by the way, I haven’t had my boobs out at all. Sad.
Haha awesome! I forgot the breastfeeding on a train one on mine 😉
http://momshar.com/2013/10/29/oh-the-places-you-will-breastfeed-2/
I love that you wrote one too!!
I know! We definitely think alike 🙂
In the doctors office… On the examination table… During my annual lady parts exam…
At my own wedding, during the dinner with the whole top of my wedding dress pulled down to my waist.
That is extremely badass 😛